Furlosophy: The Personal Thoughts Of The Cat

Furlosophy:  With Your Favorite Philosophical Feline (F.P.F.)

The docter Cat is in.

Good day,
I, The Cat, with the credentials of my minor, major, and V.I.P. in the practice of nothing, have the right to write and publish any furlosophy my intellect provides.

If a couch is torn up in the middle of a house, and nobody is there to yell, you’re not in trouble.

The reason particular people don’t appreciate cats is because they believe we are fat, lazy, irritating, spiteful, troublesome, selfish, inconsiderate, and indulgent.  Bottom line, we remind them of themselves.

If you can’t beat em’, there’s always blackmail.

If you want to go fast, get a sports car.  If you want to go far, get a license.

The saddest thing about a man balding, is somewhere on his face a mustache loses it’s role model.

I asked for a sports car.  Life gave me a lemon

You can lead a dog to water, but you can’t stop it from drinking out of the toilet.

If you can’t handle the truth, get on the internet and enjoy the cat pics.

If alien invaders were coming to earth to abduct intelligent life forms, they would stop probing people.

If it walks like a duck, if it quacks like a duck, if it looks like a duck, dinner is served.

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