Good morning, America, Texas, North Pole, The Planet Saturn, and the rest of everywhere. Today In the Northern and Southern Hemispheres of Earth we should be experiencing, you guessed it, THIS SEASON! I would predict 12-0 inches of snow, hail, or rain, depending on where you are. For those of you on the Equator, I would advise sunscreen and bug spray, something you need everyday.
Today, in the Milky-Way Galaxy, our sun should produce at least 1 X-flare this month, and probably the usual amount of solar flares. Only moderate and small ones though, just the regular 6×10 to the 25th joules of energy, or as I like to put it in more simple terms, 160,000,000,000 megatons of TNT. I know that’s not a lot, but it’s still no excuse to avoid wearing sunscreen… And a spacesuit.
As for those of you in an unmentioned location, I honestly have no remote idea of what’s going on out there. But wear sunscreen, a swimsuit, carry an umbrella, and a heavy jacket. I’m not sure this will help with anything, but better safe than wet, blistered, sunburned, or slightly chilled.