Resolutions Are Stupid.

My friend asked me what my New Years Resolution was going to be…

I said, “I resolve to always be nice to everyone and never do anything wrong ever again!”
She gave me the look, as if to say, “You’re kidding me.”
I replied, “Don’t you look so dang self righteous!  You know your not going to keep yours either!”

But in the spirit of tradition, I’m deciding between these resolutions for the new year.

I resolve to not make a resolution.

I’m going to play with more fireworks this time!

I’ll use deodorant!  At least once!

Shave!  But only if I grow a beard…

I’m going to eat less or more food.

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