This is an old post that I wrote but never published.

So I recently found a new pet.  He’s not the cutest puppy, but I’m still keeping him.

This is River.  He is by far, the ugliest dog I have EVER seen.  That could have something to do with him being the piglet of a wild Russian Boar…  The other day I was at the river after a flood, and I found him drowning in the frigid water.  I pulled him out and brought home the bacon.  I seriously considered naming him Moses, “because I drew him out of the water,” but I like the sound of River better.

The full story of how I found him will be posted in about a week.  Subscribe to be the first to know!